Key word “somehow”, now that’s the real question.

Some moron was fired from his placement after about a week for stealing erasers. “No big deal” said the student after three years of paying tuition and busting their ass doing projects only to throw it all away by stealing erasers you can buy for less than a dollar.

The ex-student claims that, were they able to steal enough erasers, they could pay back their tuition and begin an “eraser empire”. While this may be the dumbest thing we at Channel 0 News have ever heard, we held our tongue during our interview and decided to just nod slowly.