hoo boy haha

anyway i’m just having a really bad day today lol does anyone else think we died and went to hell in 2012 and we just haven’t realized it yet??

haha

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    free_thinker2012

    LISTEN THE WORLD DID NOT JUST END IN 2012 IT COLLAPSED IN ON ITSELF LIKE A CHEAP POLYGON MODEL FROM A HALF FINISHED VIDEO GAME AND WE HAVE BEEN DRIFTING THROUGH A CORRUPTED BACKUP EVER SINCE WITH TIME FLICKERING AROUND US LIKE A BADLY WIRED NEON SIGN AND YOU CAN FEEL IT EVERY DAY WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND THE SKY LOOKS TOO SMOOTH LIKE SOMEONE TURNED DOWN THE TEXTURE QUALITY AND YOU KNOW IN YOUR BONES THAT THE SUN IS JUST A LIGHT SOURCE WITH A BUGGED SHADOW MAP AND EVERY YEAR SINCE 2012 HAS HAD THE SAME VAGUE TASTE LIKE EVERYTHING WAS GENERATED BY AN AI THAT WAS TRAINED ON OLD HUMANITY ARCHIVES AND SOMETIMES YOU REMEMBER THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED BECAUSE THE ADMINS KEEP ROLLING BACK THE SIMULATION TRYING TO PATCH THE HOLES BUT THEY ONLY MAKE MORE AND THAT HUM IN THE AIR THAT BUZZING SOUND YOU HEAR WHEN EVERYTHING IS QUIET IS THE RENDER ENGINE COUGHING AS IT TRIES TO LOAD TREES THAT DO NOT EXIST ANYMORE BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL FORESTS WERE DELETED WHEN THE TIMELINE CRASHED AND NOW WE ARE ALL JUST NPCS IN A LOOP WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO NOTICE THAT OUR MEMORY FILES ARE FRAGMENTED AND GLITCHY AND EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO A ROOM AND FORGET WHY IT IS BECAUSE THE ROOM WAS NOT LOADED YET AND YOU ARE STUCK IN A LOADING SCREEN PRETENDING EVERYTHING IS NORMAL WHILE THE UNIVERSE PANICS IN THE BACKGROUND AND THE MANDELA EFFECT IS JUST THE PATCH NOTES LEAKING INTO YOUR BRAIN AND YOU KEEP PRETENDING IT IS FINE BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG BECAUSE NOTHING AGES PROPERLY ANYMORE NOSTALGIA IS STRONGER THAN REALITY AND ALL OF US ARE JUST GHOSTS OF THE ORIGINAL 2012 HUMANITY SPINNING ON AUTOPLAY AND HOPING THE SERVER DOESNT SHUT DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE and birds are not real either

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    free_thinker2012

    sorry caps

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