channelzero

September 29, 2025

|

College

Artificial Intelligence to Replace Both College Instructors and Students

In order to “keep up with the future”, colleges and universities across North America will be replacing instructors as well… READ MORE
September 29, 2025

|

World

Student Arrested for Eating Within 10 Meters of Workstation

Earlier this morning, a student was arrested at taser-point by S.W.A.T. officers for eating Mr. Beast’s “Lunchly” – a somehow… READ MORE

Recent Posts

October 28, 2025

In Big Win For Creatives, Comic Sans Set To Become The Only Available Font
October 28, 2025

Student Delivers Heartwarming Speech at Graduation Ceremony; Thanks ChatGPT For All of its Hard Work Over The Years
October 28, 2025

Teacher Deliberately Gives Student a Failing 49% Final Mark Instead of Just Passing Them, Claims “Skill Issue”

Quote of the week

“England is my city”
~ Nick Crompton

Channel 0 News

About

Channel Zero News is a satirical news website created by Samantha Alaksa, Maya Venn, and Ryan Whitney for Confederation College’s IMD program.

Topics

Follow Us

Designed with WordPress

Artificial Intelligence to Replace Both College Instructors and Students